Psychotic Resumes 101
Psychotic Resumes is a Gen-Y (Millennial) job survival guide created by Nick Armstrong to help new professionals build stronger resumes and cover letters so they can find a better job. It's our goal to help Gen-Y do better at interviews and on the job, promoting strong leadership, entrepreneurship, and common sense.
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Making Sense of it All – Nick's Rant

Guess what, Golden Girls. We’re the future professionals… and we don’t share your stupid dusty values. We know history. We know what happens when there’s no accountability. We’re coming for you – and we’re gonna be holding everyone accountable – you, them, and even ourselves.
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You Suck! Customer Satisfaction in the 21st Century

I was burned bad by a bank. Will I tell you which bank? No. I want them to die a slow, horrible death from lack of customers. But will that stop me from toasting their success with a box of powdered donuts from time to time? No. (Kudos to you if you get the joke and the reference.)
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Episode Zero – Nick's Special Tips for Millennials

Nick’s Important Tips:
1 – Be Persistent
2 – Have Energy
3 – Be Confident
4 – Have Style
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Silly FCC, the Internet is for Porn!
There has been talk lately from Federal Communications Commission Chairman Kevin Martin about auctioning certain bands of airwaves to use for Nation-Wide Free Public Internet. Bloggers everywhere (but mostly those in cow towns) are rubbing their grubby little mitts together at this very second dreaming about it. Unfortunately, Martin included a catch – the free public Internet can’t show any porn.








